Quote:
“I just got a note from the president saying
that if you want another drink, you should order it now because the bar will be
closing down. Of course, he said the same thing about Guantanamo, so you have
at least another eight years.”
Larry Wilmore at
Correspondent’s Dinner 2016
Quote:
President Obama has a can't-miss strategy to save the party in 2016. He's leaving."
–Craig Ferguson
#Obamaforeignpolicy
Quote
On being told by reporters that he is accused of being indecisive, Obama replied: "I used to be indecisive - now I'm not sure".
Edgar Sharuk
Quote:
“Do u know what Obama Coffee is?
Black and weak,”
Recent racist tweet by the wife of Interior Minister of Israel
Silvan Shalom.
Quote:
“Being president is never easy. I still have to fix a broken
immigration system, issue veto threats, negotiate with Iran – all while finding
time to pray five times a day.”
--Barack Obama
Quote:
One of President Obama's winning points last night was about
how sanctions against Iran are crippling their economy. And believe me, if
anyone knows how to cripple an economy, it's President Obama." –Jay Leno
Quote:
"Syria's President Assad referred to President Obama as weak. Obama is so angry he plans to ask Congress for permission to come up with a good comeback." –Conan O'Brien
Quote:
"Last night President Obama spoke to the nation about
Syria. Hopefully, Americans who were confused about the president's plan feel
better now, knowing that he's confused too." –Jay Leno
Quote:
" During Obama’s inauguration, he was sworn in with not
one, but two Bibles. Relax, Mr. President. We get it. You're not a Muslim.
You're overcompensating." –Conan O'Brien
Quote:
Q: What's the difference between the Reagan and Obama eras?
A: In the Reagan era we had Bob Hope and Johnny Cash. Now we have no hope and no cash. ~Anonymous
A: In the Reagan era we had Bob Hope and Johnny Cash. Now we have no hope and no cash. ~Anonymous
Quote:
“If you invade another country, you aren't defending your
country, you’re attacking people who are defending their country from you. It’s
ridiculous that I even have to explain something so obvious.”
~Barakat
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